Vinnie and Scooter say – Well, what is about our mum and this wretched grey and yellow noisy thing that she drags about on a Saturday.
Now we have joined together to complain about his, and I feel sure that we have made it quite clear to mum that we really do not like the noise, the fact that it follows here and the fact that it takes some of our smells off the floor.
It happens every Saturday. We know exactly where it sleeps, so we both sat with wide eyes on the sofa and watched it being dragged out. Then, being clever, we ran off into her bedroom and laughed as we could hear the thing but it was nowhere in sight.
Well, after only a few minutes, in she came, with the thing, and went like a lunatic across the bedroom carpet, hitting the bottom of our bed making us wobble a bit and sit up looking very put out, and then smiled and walked off with it as if nothing had happened.
I tell you, we could not believe her cheek really. It was 2.15 in the afternoon, which as she knows, is the time that we like to snuggle up and have our 4 hours nap. She knows that we like to do that so that we get up just as she normally comes home. The nap gets us ready for dinner and a quick run about outside before we start the first of the 3 mini evening naps.
We talked about launching a big attack on the thing, but we decided that it may well suck us up and spin us around, so we decided it was best to just hide and steer clear when it comes out the cupboard. It’s nothing to do with bravery, it just makes sense to avoid it really!
Mind you, it’s not all bad as mum did say that she will get a quieter one at our new flat. We hope it is so quiet that we can continue to nap whilst she drags it about.
We are excited about moving….and like mum, we hope it is soon!
